Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

by iParatrooper February 25, 2011

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010

fucktarded

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.

Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.

by _| 0 E May 10, 2008

fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)

1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

Fuckstrated

When you are frustrated because you have not had sex for a long period of time.

"Girl, its been almost six months since I got some dick, I am so fuckstrated"

by J. Dot December 9, 2006

fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007