Fuckstrating

Fucking frustrating.

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.

by cowboytronic December 27, 2005

Fucktuation

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

fuckquatch

A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.

There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?

by jwka2001 May 29, 2010

African Fuck Squat

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

by OG White Van November 4, 2016

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

Fucksquatch

Adjective:

Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)

"I fucked Nikki from the Pub last night."

"any proof?"

"No."
"Get outta here Fucksquatch!"

by LooperPooper November 27, 2016

Fucktuate

when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.

Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?

by Drim498 July 17, 2010