Fucktruddle

A group of retards that makes you want to kill yourself

"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"

by kaylu6six6 June 19, 2019

fucktundle

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019

fuckpoodle

A very prissy and snobby female who is blissfully unaware that she is the ugliest tool in the shed.

Oh yeah, Josie? Yeah, she's such a fuckpoodle.

by Anonymous April 21, 2005

fuckduddle

Twit, fool, idiot, goof.

"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"

by Bootie November 28, 2012

fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

by fuck puddle December 5, 2014

Fuckcuddle

Part of a spectrum that goes from cuddling to fucking. Cuddling-cuddlefucking-fuckcuddling-fucking.

Excesive sexual cuddling with generous heavy petting.

Me: Dude. I totally fuckcuddled this hawt girl.

Friend: what??

Me: yeah we cuddle and there was definitely some major heavy petting.

by Wonderbread24 November 26, 2017

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021