fuckrottory

Activities done by two best friends on a laid back day.

After completing the morning's tasks, the boys got into all sorts of fuckrottory.

by TheBalkan March 5, 2018

fuckpet

A guy/girl used for sex at their master's command. (aka "sex toy")

When Keiichi couldn't find a girlfriend, he settled for his fuckpet to get him through the lonely nights. She doesn whatever he asks too!

by GanguroKaze January 26, 2005

fuckopotamus

a jerk someone who will never get laid because they're such an ass clown.

Girl: god that guy who was hitting on me if such a fuckopotamus

Girl: yeah he's definetley going home alone tonight

by hanna logan January 19, 2008

fuckpoop

To poop one's pants while lying on a bed while fucking a girl in the ass simultaneously. Like this:

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"I fuckin' fuckpooped my pants."

by Boondock April 22, 2006

fuckapottamus

there is only fuckapapottamus number one and two

Oh look its the fuckapottamus twins

by pk1921 September 19, 2011

fuckpointment

When you set up an appointment in order to have sex with someone.

Sorry, I’m busy today, I have a fuckpointment with Lexy.

by Rora9 November 29, 2017

fuckbot

Slang for sexbot - any device designed to stimulate genitals to simualte sex with no or limited human input.

Hey man, you wanna wash my fuckbot after you use it without asking?

by Manny Sheen August 30, 2004