carbon fuckprint 

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

carbon fuckprint by Loladora February 12, 2009

fuckpointment 

When you set up an appointment in order to have sex with someone.

Sorry, I’m busy today, I have a fuckpointment with Lexy.

fuckpointment by Rora9 November 29, 2017

Dutch Faceplant 

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

Dutch Faceplant by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

fucklaton 

A fucklaton is the largest amount there can be of any given thing.

Damn, he ate a fucklaton of wings!!!

fucklaton by KillerArdvark June 26, 2006

fuckantastic 

Derived from adjuncting the suffix -antastic (as in fantastic) to a well know word.

Means 100 times better than fantastic.

Yo man got fuckantastic news!

fuckantastic by serial_strat January 27, 2007

fuckparty 

*noun
An intense and drawn out struggle (which under normal circumstances would not be necessary) to make something work properly.

Dan said, “You guys should come over closer to eight o’clock. I’m having a fuckparty with the grill.”

fuckparty by Johnny Dan May 15, 2007

tacklebox faceplant 

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

tacklebox faceplant by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006