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Fuckfart 

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
Fuckfart by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008
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The term fucknaut, though similar in sound and meaning to the word fucknut, can be thought of in the same terms as the word astronaut. That is, an astronaut is one who traverses the astros and the suffix -naut itself means voyager, so a fucknaut can be thought of as one who explores the fucks, meaning one who engages in trivial and ridiculous matters, which in turn makes that person foolish, not unlike a fuckNUT. Therefore, the terms fucknaut and fucknut can be used synonymously, but the -NAUT portion should be clearly emphasized.
Tom is such a god damn fucknaut. He insisted that there was a blowout sale at the Big Lots two towns over, despite my telling him that there was not, so he drove 3 hours only to arrive at a Big Lots that has been closed down for months and was reconverted to a Fashion Bug. What a FUCKNAUT!
Fucknaut by Moe Sr. April 3, 2012

Fucktart 

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten
Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart
Fucktart by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019

fucktart 

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
fucktart by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

Fucktart 

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)
That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.
Fucktart by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

fucktart 

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(
Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!
fucktart by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007