Fuckmunchies

Classed as the same term used for Munchies but refered to sex

I have soo got the fuckmunchies right now.

by Thorpheus October 11, 2009

fuckmunch

what one is said to have eaten for breakfast the morning of the day they are really shitty or having a really bad day.

a) damn dude did u eat some fuckmunch this morning?
b) god he must have had some fuckmunch this morning

by napoleondynamite June 4, 2005

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

Fuckmunch

I dunno, but I'm betting it tastes good... You a gamblin' man?

Shi' yo, tha' be some hardcore fuckmunch yo's got!

by Dutty Crimson November 15, 2004

fuckmunch

When you're getting head from your partner and they're completely missing every g-spot you have.

He was giving me head last night and totally fuckmunched it...

by DJdubby February 24, 2015

Fuckjunk

1.Frivolous purchases made during a recession.

2. Marital aids

1. My wife wanted to purchase platinum grills for her chihuahuas, but I said, "biiiitch pleeease...don't go wastin' my good money on that fuckjunk"

2. When me and my girl have sex, we always pull out our big bucket of fuckjunk. You know...porno's, lube, condoms, vibrators and other marital aid type shit.

by Chrissy Black March 1, 2009