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fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014
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fuckalistic

Mom: Son I want you to calm down right this instant Mr.
Son: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, before I go fuckalistic on your ass!
by Andrew Jacob December 30, 2004
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fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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fuckalation

being badly injured to the worst degree
yo that dude just got fuckalated!

that guy at the bar suffered some serious fuckalation
by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005
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fuckbeast

Derogatory term for a partner used exclusively for sexual intercourse.
John has no respect for Martha, she is nothing more than a fuckbeast for him on lonely Saturday nights.
by tru@ December 15, 2004
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fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!
by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003
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Faceblast

Fucking a girl in the face as if it were her vagina
Joe faceblasted the girl so hard she gagged and then he blew his load in her mouth.
by WeezyF8911 April 23, 2009
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