fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

fuck, fight, or hold the light by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

fuck, fight, or hold the light

In more tribal times, one tribe would attack another just before dawn, when it is darkest (thus the true mean of its always darkest before the dawn). Rape was one of the traditional spoils of war, so members of the invading force would either rape the women of the opposing tribe, fight the opposing tribes soldiers, or hold the light so other soldiers could see who they were attacking and raping.

Hey Ivan, don't just stand there like an idiot, these Nazis bitches aren't going to rape themselves: fuck, fight, or hold the light.

fuck, fight, or hold the light by Rich Caker March 11, 2019

Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy 

A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.

Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.

In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.

Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.

I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...

Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

fuck and flight 

After you fuck someone, you haul your ass the fuck outta there...either because you need to get home to your girlfriend or wife; or because the person was just so damn hideous that you never want to see them again

I pulled a fuck and flight on some ugly bitch I met in an alley the other night.

fuck and flight by KrazyKate January 13, 2007

Fright to fuck

If me and my friends go out we chat about it the next day and the usual phrase that is mentioned is "isn't it a fright to fuck we can't go out without getting pissed!"

Isnt it a fright to fuck they couldn't go out without drinking.!

Fright to fuck by Sandiepaws February 25, 2018

fucknight 

a general exclamation of surprise.

holy fucknight, the dog shit in the house again!

fucknight by ras1234 December 14, 2008

fuckrightoff

Fuckrightoff.

Used to express ones feelings.

jack..Can you lend me a tenner?
Dan...No you can fuckrightoff mate.

fuckrightoff by E stop yed April 4, 2008