fuckled

Fucking + pickled = fuckled
Refers to being so drunk you are fucked up beyond all cognitive ability.

Also refers to being in any situation where there seems no way out. In a fucking pickle.

"I was so completely fuckled last night, I have no idea how I got home."

"When you wife finds out what you did, you will be completely fuckled!"

by c4ll1ng December 23, 2007

Fuckled

When you get pulled over and get a ticket from a cop for not wearing your seatbelt.

"Man, that cop over on 21 and Garfield fuckled me."

by Miles Fowler January 11, 2009

[fuckled]

The past tense of fuckle.

At the tender age of ten, Steve was fuckled by Uncle elmo.

by Ashley Joseph March 28, 2007

Fuckled

Messed up, tangled, bungled.

It's all fuckled.

by Cynikalkat February 27, 2018

fuckled

Rhymes with suckled. Means the same thing as fuxxored.

I had to dump her because things were completely fuckled.

by Noah April 4, 2004

Fuckled Ching

A cheap male Asian prostitute

Jim: You know your neighbor Mr. Ching?
Bob: Yeah why?
Jim: Because I found out he is a Fuckled Ching
Bob: ...

by Bobby Crackers September 16, 2014

Fuckledump

A rotten vagina that is so floppy that it looks like a soggy ham sandwich

Damn, look at that fuckledump.

by Dlopyiuop June 6, 2015