FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.

Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.

by DrinkerOfMonster February 19, 2011

FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!

Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.

by scoozers June 13, 2011

ftd

fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.

by DRAAA August 18, 2012

FTD

Fuck This Day

girl : worst day EVER . FTD

by dana101 August 29, 2011

ftd

For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!

by hend0 November 10, 2008

FTD

Acronym for first to die, which refers to the fist character to be killed in any horror film.

The naked female swimmer was FTD in Jaws.

by willit63 January 22, 2012

ftd

fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.

by charlie collins January 18, 2008