FTD

(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)

"Fuck, Dude my Ex just FB chatted me."

"Aww man that sucks, just dont catch an FTD."

by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010