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Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.
He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!
by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012
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fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.
'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'
by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006
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fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat
hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians
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fruitylicious

An indiviual or article that is particularly flamboyant or "gay".
"Dancing to 'My Humps' in the hallway made him appear fruitylicious."
by Sharon Hate January 9, 2006
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Fruitblindness

When attractive secretly gay men date unattractive women due to their inability to distinguish good looking and bad looking girls
"Why is he dating her? He could do so much better!"

"He's obviously gay and can't tell that she's ugly. Classic case of fruitblindness."
by lezlimon October 30, 2012
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fruitarian

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I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.
I hate fruitarians. a lot.
by crap November 19, 2004
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fruitarian

Someone who only eats animals or plants that are already dead.
Sophie is a fruitarian. She found a dead badger and ate it.
by ..::Bekki::.. April 26, 2007
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