Fliggdick

having such a large dick that you feel tired and lethargic all day due to the amount of blood rushing to your member; hung like a horse

Bert: "Whats goin on Fliggdick?"
Fligg: "Just tired brotha, just tired"

by therealone31 March 31, 2017

figguhlator

meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.

"Them are some nice shoes Figguhlator".

by Figguhlate May 29, 2018

friggin rights

polite way of saying fuckin eh, mostly used by true canadians

(bud 1) hey man the trucks running again lets go for a shit snot
(bud2) friggin rights it is buddy

by 10 ply pony November 26, 2013

Nuck Figgers

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.

When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.

by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

FiggleBottom

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.

The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.

by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

Friggin’ ‘ell

Lighter Yorkshire phrase for “fucking hell”. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area

Ooooh friggin’ ‘ell, av left me ‘at int ‘ouse

by Hoo See March 2, 2019

figguhlator

(noun:) (Plural Figguhlators) meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.

#1: You have the hood on lock figguhlator.

#2: figguhlator let me borrow $30, i know you have it figguhlator.

#3: i dont have time for your 'Ish today figguhlator.

by Figguhlate May 29, 2018