Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

Freudian slypo

A Freudian slip...but a typo. When you type something you did not mean to type...but your subconscious really wanted to say.

an example of a Freudian slypo would be "I look like a god" when you meant to say, humbly, "I look like a dog" but your subconscious is an EGO-MANIAC!!!!!

by leenirama January 2, 2010

freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.

Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"

by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010

Freudian Type

Based on the Freudian Slip, this occurs when one is typing, and unknowingly inserts a word from one's subconscious mind.

I was writing an email question to my teacher when I was shocked to see that I ended the message with a Freudian type: "Thank you for your HOT MILF!"

Luckily she really is a HOT MILF, and a pretty freaky one too, so we just laughed about it over some champagne :)

by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009