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Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.
Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.
by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009
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Freeting

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.
J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.
by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009
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Fetting

A person who can walk into a bar and have his drink before he sits down without ever saying a word.
"That guy had his beer waiting for him at the bar and he just walked in. He is so a Fetting."
by Killerardvark April 1, 2007
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freating

The act of going out with a person/people you don't like just to score a free meal. Free-Eating = freating
I'm freating at that new 5 star restaurant night with some customer from work.
by bobbi goulet August 24, 2010
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Over Fratting

(verb) a.k.a Trying too hard. Key symptoms include buying and wearing everything Brooks Brothers, Polo, Hilfiger, and Vineyard Vines.

(Dead giveaway) Buying as much of the brands named above without ever owning any of them just because those brands are commonly associated with fraternity life.

The main reason why one would partake in Over Fratting would be to impress their fellow frat brothers and to make themselves seem more "frat" than they actually are.
When everything you're wearing is Vineyard Vines and/or loudly colored you're simply just Over Fratting. NF

Steve began Over Fratting just to hide how un-frat he is.
by StopOverFratting December 15, 2011
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frotting

by shvdhead May 15, 2003
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Fretten

To make yourself scared, worried, sad, mad, or frightened over something that doesn't need it.
Zaine "So she just told me she doesn't want anyting to do with me no more."
Kammeron "I'm sorry bro that sucks what are you going to do now?"
Zaine "Man I aint gonna be fretten it."
by Prince Zaine of the 407 February 25, 2008
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