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When you try to say retard with F***ing in front of it, but realize that sounds unclassy, so you change it at the last moment.
Dude, you such fretard, oh gee, I should watch my language when there are little ones around!
Fretard by Katskratch June 3, 2010
Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".
Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
Fretard by Da Gr8 Gazoo March 13, 2011
DUDE 1: dude..your such a fretard.
Fretard by pseudonym214u30yu5470 December 25, 2011
Short for fucking retard, mainly used for someone who stuffed up really bad.
Wow you forgot the song you Fretard!!!
Fretard by huyaaaa April 5, 2017

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard 

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.
Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

'Reakin' Fretard 

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".
'Reakin' Fretard by Jen June 18, 2006