human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019

renewable resources

a resouce that can replace itself as fast as its being used

water/trees/humans/oil (bah not really)/ books/ stupid humans

by SaCo May 13, 2005

Human Resources

the uncaring, self-centered, all"powerful" hierarchy of Convergys

The "God's" making important decisions which affect the lives of the employees who work under them, causing employees to become angered; they then hide behind locked doors, fearing for their lives, while providing nachos for the employees in the lunchroom to try and make peace

by I ain't nothin' but a number December 16, 2004

Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

Untapped Resource

A resource that is rich in valuable/enjoyable infomation but is also not acknowledged or noticed as much as it should.

When searching for great songs: "That Boyce Avenue (band) is such an untapped resource"

"Damn mate, that group of girls is an untapped resource! Get in there!"

"Dude this place is tapped! That other bar was an untapped resource (of girls),

by Chester Poppyfield June 14, 2011

involuntary resource action

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

by Bassboy June 14, 2006