2 definitions by Jonnybro0

No cap

When a legendary friend of yours, nicknamed "The Captain" or "Cap," isn't present.

Friend 1: "Aye, this party sucks! There isn't even anyone cool here!"

Friend 2: "No cap!"

by Jonnybro0 May 3, 2019

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019