Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.

Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"

by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

freshwater square

Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.

"The poseurs in Williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares."

by meadams April 18, 2009

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021

freshwater jellyfish

Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.

Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.

While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.

by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012

Freshmane

a Freshmane is a word that comes from Freshmanus which is a term given to these creatures by Ching Chang Bong on a dong as he was high on alien goo. and Freshmanus have the distinction of being the only wild nonhuman primates in Europe

Example : " Freshmane is a monge"

by Eddz184 April 21, 2022