Closet Freak

Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

Phantom Freak

An approach used by males in a nightclub when attempting to dance with a member of the opposite sex. The male scans the room and chooses a single, unsuspecting female whom he wishes to dance with. Usually, the chosen female is dancing with her female friends in a circle. She is also fairly attractive and out of his league. He then makes his way through the crowd, and as he reaches a certain proximity to his target, begins dancing. He slowly dances his way toward the chosen female, being as inconspicuous as possible. The female doesn't notice the male, and continues dancing with her friends. With the female's back still turned to him, the male makes a sudden, swift motion and begins to dance with the female, usually in a grinding or freaking manner. The success rate of this technique is very low, due to the lack of communication between the male and female prior to engaging in the dance. Thus, the technique often results in a shocked female turning around and to her dismay, seeing the drunken idiot that's trying to dance with her. At this point, the female only gives him dirty looks or even a slap in the face, and along with her friends, retreat to another region of the nightclub. The process then repeats from the beginning, until the nightclub closes.

Rain: Check it out dude, that guy is trying to pull a Phantom Freak on Lindsey!

Paolo: Dude, that guy has been Phantom Freaking every girl in this club!

Rain: Too bad it's never going to work. He fails!

by big train October 8, 2008

freak accident

An accident that's extremely unlikely and unusual.

Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.

by assortedwarheads March 1, 2011

Fernanda

A caring soul, both kind and seraphic, that can be relied upon as a friend, a partner or a wife. A Fernanda can be an accomplice, with whom the most amazing memories can be forged, or a welcoming presence to be embraced when all hope seems lost. Too critical of herself, a Fernanda does not recognize her worth nor her memorable impact on others. This means that although identifying someone so special may not seem challenging, the task does not prove to be so easy for the Fernanda herself.

"You can do so much better!"
"I don't think I can, she's a Fernanda"

by J7S April 10, 2020

clean freak

One who is totally obsessed with cleanliness. They go ballistic if you make a mess.

My wife spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. She's a clean freak.

by yes juanito yes March 1, 2015

Fernanda

Fernanda’s have a way of getting thousands of friends, there is not one person she isn’t friends with. Fernanda is loyal asf and any guy (or girl) would be lucky to have her. If you’re friends with a Fernanda, and ANYONE hurts you then you they get the shit beaten out of em’!

Girl one: Hey do you know Fernanda?
Girl two: Yeah! Ofc I know her!

by Bigdaddyuhh69 November 6, 2018

Fernanda

Fernanda is literally the sweetest and prettiest girl you will ever meet, she is absolutely gorgeous and sooo smart it will blow your mind. She is a total math geek but has a quirky style and is a total foreign hottie. She has a perfect bootie and has a wild side to her. She is super loyal to her friends and bf or gf (sometimes she’s bi she’s just that cool:)) DONT mess with her or she will beat u up. Fernanda I love you so much:)

Riley:Ugh Fernanda is over there let’s leave
Tom:no way she’s a total hottie and she’s smart too
Ryan: you just hate her cause you ain’t her bitch
Riley: ugh I wish I was a Fernanda

by DerekLucioIsCool September 25, 2018