Fruitarded

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").

"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"

by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009

frustarded

Frustration that results from dealing with retarded people or "tards"

I am so frustarded by Mongo and his posse.

by K-Mancho April 22, 2009

frustarded

When a person is so frustrated, they end up doing something really retarded out of frustration, with sometimes hilarious results.

He was so frustarded trying to parallel park that he banged his head on the steering wheel and it broke.

by Stram Broker August 25, 2009

Breetarded

A metal song or band that has so many pig squeals (bree), that it's beyond all human comprehension.

1) Dude, did you hear that song 'A Furtive Monologue' by Despised Icon? It's fucking Breetarded!

by Breediculouslyschmexy December 9, 2008

freetard

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.

A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.

A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.

by vharron November 11, 2010

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006