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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
by 🐺 May 1, 2019
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Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.
Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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free G

Free 3G wireless service, obtained by borrowing someone's smartphone.
Chris scammed some free G from his friend Sarah by using her iPhone while she was in the bathroom.
by Chris.G May 3, 2011
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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
by St4r_B January 29, 2022
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freere

A word to describe the situation when there are many men in the same room jerking off.
Man 1: Woah, were you at that party last night?
Man 2: Nah man, what happened?
Man 1: There was a massive freere rally happening, and I won!
Man 2: Oh damn, I would of so beat you, if I was there.
by Jingowingo November 18, 2014
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he does it for free

A term used on 4chan to make fun of the site's volunteer janitors, whom moderate and delete rule breaking posts on the forum for no pay. Hence, "he does it for free".
"Tranny Janny removed my posts again. HE DOES IT FOR FREE!"
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022
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Free Smoke

A proclamation made to would-be challengers, warning that anyone who wants to receive a beatdown - literal or otherwise - merely has to step up. This typically equates to catching a fade, getting washed in some sort of challenge (basketball, freestyling, et al), and generally being embarrassed in grand fashion.
"You really tryin to get these hands, my nigga? I'm givin out free smoke all day, pussy"

"You can't see me on the court, but you can get it too. Free smoke"
by dende07 December 1, 2016
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