free willy

Every time I whip it out when I go to the bathroom.

zip and aaahh. that felt good. that was a wonderful free willy.

by smell urbum October 13, 2007

free willy

To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked

Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam

by Twiggy August 3, 2004

free willy

n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person,

usually weighing at least 500 pounds.

Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?"
Larry: "I bet it was free willy."

by b1llgates November 14, 2009

Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.

My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

Free Willy

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017