A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.
A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.
A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.
A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.
by vharron November 11, 2010
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Don't be such a freaktard.
by Daniel Bailey-Graham December 28, 2007
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Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!
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An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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(not friendly; approach with caution)
(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
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