Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.
"Blow up the barbie freakers!"
Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."
Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."
by sicksadworld July 6, 2011
Get the Barbie Freakermug. Brad Penningway: What is this phone my lord
Singer: It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation, grabbin' the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's scammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK.
Singer: It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation, grabbin' the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's scammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK.
by Amiiboss May 18, 2018
Get the freddy freakermug. by AbrSby May 20, 2014
Get the Freaker Neakermug. Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)
The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.
Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.
Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.
by TLiT July 18, 2012
Get the bean freakermug. 1) One who pisses one off 2)A word used to express anger 3)An insult 4) A bowling team from AMF, which each one dresses in extravegant clothing such as pink belts, raggy shirts, 70's hair cuts, and Johnny Depp styles; a bowling team which other teams would love to steal their name
1)Some mo freaker butterflied me on the way to class, argh! 2) Ouch, MO FREAKER! I dropped it! 3)You stupid mo freaker! 4)We are going to kill the Mo Freakers and steal their name.
by MissCleo July 22, 2004
Get the Mo Freakermug. when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023
Get the gold freakermug. A person or living thing that regularly looks at sneakers, shoes or clothing for entertainment purposes. Commonly used as an insult
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 March 8, 2020
Get the Sneaker Freakermug.