Franzia

Alcoholic grape juice.

"Ben got drunk off the Franzia."

by Ben John February 7, 2008

Tour de Franzia

A Tour de Franzia is a variation of a Power Hour wherein the bicycler drinks a shot of Franzia every minute, on the minute, for an hour.

A Centurion of Tour de Franzia is similar, except that it goes for 100 minutes.

Tours de Franzia must be done while wearing at least a bicycle helmet. It is better if the cyclist wears bicycle gloves, pads, and riding clothes. It is also recommended that a water bottle be filled with Franzia in order to provide hydration in between shots.

"Do you want to do a Tour de Franzia to pregame?"

"No way man, a Tour de Franzia will be my endgame."

by AEKDB_Eta March 11, 2009

Fratriarch

Three or more Redditors browsing Reddit on one computer

TIL a "fratriarch" is three people browsing Reddit on one computer.

by penguine12221 November 1, 2013

Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.

“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf

by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019

Tour de Franzia

A drinking game. Rules vary, but it involves inexpensive boxed wine and a tiny bicycle.

Pledge Toilet impressed the brothers with his performance in the Tour de Franzia, able to maintain his balance and coordination after a quart of Chillable Red.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

The Franzia Challenge

A challenge where one must drink an entire box of Franzia Wine (or any other type of box wine. In all reality, it makes no difference. Franzia is just the preferred box wine.) as fast as they can. If the challenger does not finish within an hour (or any custom time given beforehand), spills any wine, or vomits, the challenge is failed.

"Yo, you trying to do the Franzia Challenge tonight?"
"Fuck that, I'm a lightweight. You go ahead."

by jimdoeistheman January 2, 2012

franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.

Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again

by hardcoded December 1, 2017