Adjective. Older than old school. Describing some experience, action, or word to which someone under sixty years-old would not likely have been exposed or no longer has relevence.
by Richard "Fossil" Wood April 24, 2008
You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.
by kitha August 07, 2009
by Do Kari April 03, 2011
by JoshDC August 13, 2005
person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020
Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
by mac n fode August 10, 2006