fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

fossitt

n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie.

Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv, etc. The main idea here is that the word "fossitt" somehow relates to the most blatent, obvious lie you have ever heard.

n.) "Hey Tim! I won the lottery!""Alex, you're such a fossitt". v.) "Hey Alex, my car can go 300 MPH!""Really?!""No, I'm just fossitting ya! lol".

by none January 28, 2005

dripping fossit

when you get a girl real wet, then she stands above your head with her legs spread, and lets her cunt drip into your mouth.

i almost drowned from that dripping fossit last night

by dave offner(dream team) January 25, 2005

fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.

Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.

by J-doll September 9, 2008

fosse

n. (faussee) 1.a famous dance corriographer known for his uber-gay moves.

adj. (faussee) 2. extravogant, unnecessary, overboard.
3. gay.

Drew is watching his lover stephan prance around the apartment and says,"ooh stephan! you are SO Fosse right now."

by winksie April 13, 2008

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

by Leemz May 21, 2008

fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."

Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010