fortnightly

biweekly. a preiod of fourteen days and fourteen nights.

I pay my mother'uckin rent fortnightly.

by johndun April 29, 2008

Fortnite / fortnight

normaly Fortnight isused to mean 2 weeks but now theres some trashy battle royale game called fortnite and all the young ijits say its amazing

son: OOO IMA GET ME A VICTORY ROYALE ON FORTNITE
dad: Keeep that noise up and youl be grounded for a fortnight

I need to have the word in the sentence: fortnite / fortnight

by RacoonnyLord June 15, 2018

digital foresight

When you do not post, send or share anything you will regret later.

I am so glad I had the digital foresight not to send that email to my mother-in-law when I was mad at her.

by debbie desmoines July 11, 2011

Fortnight Stand

Fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both participants high five and part ways.

Joe- "I got laid fourteen nights in a row."
Jake- "Dude, a fortnight stand."

Taylor- "I'm only looking for a fortnight stand."

by Allen395 November 7, 2010

Fartnight

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.

Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!

by here_and_there August 30, 2017

forgighting

Forgetting why you're fighting.

We always be forgighting while we're fucked up. The next day, we make up since we forgot why we were fighting!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Fortnight

A fortnight is another word for 2 weeks.

Greg: Hey, I heard it took Brian a fortnight to get 50 dollars for his chores!

by The guy he is looking for November 23, 2018