by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002
by Meghannn17 October 29, 2007
by GregoryTRANSLATOR April 10, 2019
a 58-year-old man trapped in a 13-year-old body
a time traveler
and a badass assassin
go down if you don't understand
(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)
a time traveler
and a badass assassin
go down if you don't understand
(don't take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)
by egg,kid April 04, 2019
Character of the Umbrella Academy comic by Dark Horse. Small boy with the mind of a 58-year-old man, he was trapped in the ruins of Earth for 45 years (give or take), recruited by The Commission as an assassin, and returned to his deranged family in 2019. Upon his arrival home after what was to his siblings 17 years, he attempts to stop the apocalypse running on coffee, alcohol, and the encouragement of a mannequin. He celebrates with margaritas and contemplation of his future.
by h3я3.c0m3s.th3.sad1st1c.w13яdo May 14, 2019
This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind you finger across the persons neck as hard as you can.
"So, Nixon was a bad democrat, huh?"
"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."
"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"
"Gotcha!"
"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."
"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"
"Gotcha!"
by Lolarsaur May 25, 2009
Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004