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a 58-year-old man trapped in a 13-year-old body
a time traveler
and a
badass
assassin
go down if you don'
t
understand
(don'
t
take this serious it's a joke for the umbrella academy)
I
wanna be
a five
He acts like
a five
Five
by
egg,kid
April 3, 2019
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