Researcher

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020

research

speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.

Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)

by Shuzuluza December 30, 2007

Research

When you looking at porn so that you can become more educated about sex

Oh great she's doing research again that computer is going to be tied up for hours

by Kevin1588 October 24, 2017

Researcher

A paedophile. The term originates from Chris Langham's court defense when charged with downloading child pornography summer 2007. Langham claimed the images were downloaded as research for a charachter in a comedy sketch show he was writing.

He had to stop teaching primary school after he was outed as a researcher

by Hamilton Cork August 26, 2007

For research purposes

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

by Sanguivorant March 28, 2015

Genetic Research

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

by nuclearplants September 06, 2008

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 September 23, 2015