fappingly

An adverb, describing an otherwise gorgeous sight (See fap)

"Dude...that girl is fappingly gorgeous."

by barleychugginseed February 14, 2015

fapping

beating your penis. also known as jerking off.

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!

by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018

fappin

to masturbate
jack off
normally used for a guy
but girls can also use it

"i was busy last night"
" you were fappin!"

"brb"
"you were fappin"

naughty talk
fappin!

by arielj December 5, 2007

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

by Big D L May 22, 2008

FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.

Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.

by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013

mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011

Hippy flopping

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.

last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality

by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010