Footschlong

1.) A penis equaling 12 inches.

2.) A unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.

3.) A penis equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.

4.) A birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.

1 Girl, i'm 'onna tell you this but do NOT repeat it, 'Mmmkay? He drops 'draws on me and this fine young man has a footschlong... YES GIRL! *head twitch* *snap* A Footschlong.

2 Girl, that's nothing. Tyrone, my baby daddy, MY BABY DADDY, my baby daddy; has a double footschlong...

3 Seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! Ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it's totally a footschlong.

4 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE SOCKS THAT WILL FIT ME?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? SIR? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FOOTSCHLONG, SIR?

by MrPang December 5, 2010

footface

Alternate term for Sarah Jessica Parker, whose face resembles a foot.

Did you see footface is now trying to sell cosmetics!? Wow! Can you believe she was in 'Sex in the City'?

by Superflymonkeypants January 21, 2009

footscope

So basically a Footscope is something only MLG people can pull off. It consists of firing a gun (usually a handgun) with your foot. You hold it in your foot, aim.. Pow!!!

I'll footscope you m8,1v1 me you skrub. Just like I did to your mum m8.

by Skionfinschii December 29, 2015

Footspace

When someone contorts their foot to allow space for a passerby in a tight space

Me: I need to get through this movie alley seating row
Them: Oh, I’ll make some footspace.
Me: Thanks!

by Quincert November 3, 2018

footsicle

The feeling of numbness after exposing your feet to cold temperatures even though they were dressed appropriately for the conditions.

My 2 year old daughter coined the term after a frigid nighttime walk in the stroller and tried to say "my foot is cold" but came out as footsicle!

My feet feel like a pair of footsicles!

by FJCruiserTT March 6, 2011

footscrub

an nickname for someone who’s a dank idiot

lmao you’re such a footscrub.

by daaeeeem May 19, 2018

footface

A man whore who leads on women for the purpose of entertainment. He is an extremely poor excuse for a male and should be beaten up upon sight. Don't be a footface ppl.

I can't believe he did that. He is such a footface!!!!

by Allie S June 21, 2007