footpad

Pickpocket thief in town.

Mal, that gorram little footpad lifted my wallet!

by BoshTalk November 11, 2006

foopa

Bastardization of the Acronym F.U.P.A (for Fat Upper Pussy Area or Fat Upper Penis Area), commonly seen packed into "mom jeans" like sausage casing and on fat people in motorized scooters.

"My ex got depressed and started eating four pints of hagen daas a day; now she's got a foopa that that hangs over her skivvies like wash on the line." Or, in the menfolks' case: "His erection is struggling to rise against his foopa."

by nass-taters December 28, 2005

foopaloot

The act of foopalooting. The necrophiliac activity of exhuming a recently deceased female corpse, then proceeding to jump up and down on the stomach or fupa area until a substantial vaginal discharge exits the vagina. Finally, the foopalooter eats the discharge with a spoon (yes, it must be a spoon).

John really likes to foopaloot, he goes a couple times a week.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

foombang

another word for vagina; the female genitalia

That bitch stole my boyfriend. She's a dirty foombang!

by Pomchenco May 11, 2006

foopalooter

One who engages in foopalooting.

Paul has a really serious foopalooting regimen.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

foomp

A foomp is when something magical happens along the lines of something growing instantly or blowing up instantly but in a pleasant way. More along the lines of something good just happened.

a gun goes bang.
fireworks go bang.
cars crashing go bang.
an instant growing mushroom tree goes foomp.
a penis goes foomp.
a scoreboard goes foomp.

by brojuana April 29, 2012

foopa

fat hanging over the vagina

Her foopa is hanging out.

by Pedro February 4, 2005