foobling

Calmly telling your limbs that you will attack them if they don't work.

*your knee randomly collapses*

Laney- okay. If you DON'T STAY STILL then I will kick those metal containers and whack you with a hammer. Yes. I'm foobling with you right now baby.

by Raven_CD August 28, 2022

foolingest

From a quote said by Homer Simpson on the cartoon The Simpsons.

"You couldn't fool anyone on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

by Sydney January 8, 2005

fooling around

Having sex with someone for pleasure without a relationship.

They were "fooling around" all night.

by David Blane May 24, 2005

foolington

just a fool, dumb person, foolish

boy you are a foolington!

by shawtylo! March 4, 2010

Fogling

Instead of using a penis, use a solidified poop to elicit orgasm.

I was Fogling with Maria, and then she groaned in pleasurable agony

by Quellstorm March 27, 2015

fooblings

Fooblings are the Underlings of Commander H4cl and Commander fo0ob, who achieve total pwnageof the world. Fooblings are used to kill people. To contact a foobling, message compd000d, t4d4sh1, or fo0ob on AIM (AOL INSTANT MESSENGER)

Oh my gawd, a foobling just fooking ate my children.

by Commander h4cl January 5, 2004

Footling

The sexual act of pleasing your self with a Subway $5 footlong

Guy 1: Hey, can i borrow five bucks? I'm gonna get a footling from Subway.
Guy 2: You mean a footlong?

Guy 1: No... I mean a footling

by piehumper January 17, 2014