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Food Stamp Privilege 

When you get so much free shit that you can almost live off of it. You also might be making a great amount of money just by abusing food stamp privilege.
I just saved $1000 just by taking advantage of the Walmart coupons my heroine dealer gave me! #Food Stamp Privilege #howtobuyahouse.
Food Stamp Privilege by TeamToxicity February 13, 2018

food stamp poisoning 

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”
food stamp poisoning by ewobbel October 27, 2011

Food Stamp Tramp 

(1) A sexually active woman on food stamps WIC or some other public assistance
(2) A homeless woman who will trade sex for food
(3) A woman who will have multiple children just to get access to public assistance
In the projects ghettos and hoods of Washington DC I would trade my EBT card to get some pussy from these food stamp tramps every 1st and 15th
Food Stamp Tramp by EmJayee October 4, 2017

Food stamp bondage 

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Food stamp bondage by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Food stamp music 

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.
Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off
Food stamp music by DIENUM May 12, 2024

yuppie food stamp 

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.
Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.