Fonk

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"

by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004

P Fonk

Nickname for the small city of Perry, Fla. Located in north Florida, 51 miles southeast of Tallahassee.

Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.

I went to the park in P-fonk last sunday

Hey man, I saw P fonk last week when i was in Atlanta.

by Service November 22, 2011

Julia Fonk

Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast

Julia Fonk won a gold medal today. It is the first of many!!

by blahblah122 September 24, 2011

da fonk

the only music that has the black man's groove

JB SMAK are da fonk!!!!!

by steve johnsonsonsons May 2, 2006

fonk tipp

Fonk Tipp Goose Man is a very handsome/tall specimen, also has massive, beastly biceps and also is killer in the field area of sleeping, being a fat fuck and taking days off of school, harassing beta males at school (whenever he decides to go) and last but definitely not least screaming OOOONT!!!!! at his beta male friends jasper and josh.

Hot Babe:Who’s that mad tall bloke over there?

Friend: Oh that’s Fonk Tipp for you, perfectly chiseled abs and a body like a fat man.

by Fonk Tipp Goose Man October 22, 2019

Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

FONK

It means fear of not knowing

I don't know what everyone is going on about, I have massive FONK

by Fathead321 March 11, 2022