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fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.
Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh
by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003
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fonigger

A person that has so little black heritage that their skin is white but their hair is still greasy and pube-like.
That french girl Chloe is such a fonigger!
by the one 1111 June 2, 2010
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facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
by abject.hana January 26, 2009
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Fornix play

Stimulation of the vagina, either around the anterior or posterior fornix. Typically reached with a dildo, or a longer penis (over 7 inches). The anterior fornix (A spot) is the area on the near-side of the cervix to the entrance or the vagina, while the posterior fornix (see P spot, O spot, Deep spot) is behind or beyond the cervix. The P spot is also called the Pouch of Douglas, or cul de sac (since this is the "end" of the vagina). Stimulation of the P spot has that "hurts so good" feeling, and can trigger intense orgasms, emanating from deep inside the body, lasting 20-30 seconds.
Sarah: hey roomie, how was last night with Sam? You were pretty loud.
Sheila: he was really deep, and kept up with that fornix play. I felt like I was flying.
by Caseyq December 16, 2019
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Fenix

A true born pot head who is normally sarcastic and a trubble maker there pretty chill unless you fuck with them then they don't give a shit they always have a great time there the time of person who dances in the rain and is the life of the party
Jesie: do you no that girl dancing on the table
Clyde: ya that's fenix
by Jackson 23 June 28, 2022
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Faux Foning

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011
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Hook on fonik

A program used to teach you how to read.
With Hook on fonik, we make your dumbass smart!
WHAT? you no believe me?
by mrcrumble November 15, 2009
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