Fong

{originating from Hong Kong}

(adjective)

1. making reference to wealthy Chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surpasses any logical sound financial reasoning.

(verb)
2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation.

1. How can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an M3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? - That's so Fong...

2. I don't know what to do... I really can't afford this... and I could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. - Dude,... just Fong it.

by JB.in.SD November 17, 2009

Fong

1.n The sound made when removing a penis from a bodily orifice.
2.v.The act of creating the sound

Man i sure could go for a fong right now.
I wanna fong that bitch like i fonged dannys mom.

by johnson/jackson August 19, 2008

Fong

To receive an insult from someone but dish out a much more brutal action/response in return.

"Dude, I can't believe you banged that guys sister who said you looked ugly. You totally Fong'ed his ass!"

by Popsiclewillie January 25, 2015

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005

fong

An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"

by originalffd October 7, 2006

Fong

The combining of the words 'fat' and 'mong' to create the insult 'fong'

'Ew Amy's such a fong'

by Ingby0603 July 1, 2015

fong

to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.

by Johnny Napalm November 6, 2006