Andy Kaufman Folie

A type of madness or insanity involving the delusional belief that Andy Kaufman lives with or has befriended the sufferer who is usually an oddball or repressed prankster wishing to attain fame or notoriety.

I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

foming

commonly used in Houghton-Le-Spring, England. Means that you are angry, furious. People in that area (Sunderland, England) say it without pronouncing the 'g'.

"I'm actually foming like why would he do that"

by Ella Potts May 17, 2018

fotie

A forty-ounce container of Olde English. May be typed as such.

Goin' to the store, gonna get a fotie.

by Digs August 11, 2004

Foie BLAH

A rare drink special found in a few taverns in the Chicago area. Named after foie gras, a delicacy banned in the city of Chicago, the Foie BLAH involves sticking a funnel down a patron's throat and pouring alcohol in until their liver is engorged to ten times its original size. After having a Foie BLAH the patron can never again enter the Chicago city limits, and is forced to retreat back into the suburbs. While the Foie Gras is reserved for the very rich, the Foie BLAH should not be attempted by anybody.

"I'm sorry sir, but the chart says you've had a Foie BLAH. You'll have to go to a suburban hospital to treat your alcohol poisoning."

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007

FMIE

A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.

fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!

by FartMassacre IgnoramusExcreteo March 23, 2009

fogie

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.

"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004