Forketting

Forgetting what you are saying. Whilst ketty

I'm so fucked right now I keep 'forketting' what I'm saying

by Nismo360 September 23, 2018

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007

faketriot

A person who thinks waving the flag -- or wearing it -- is the sole definition for love of country. A faketriot is anyone who complains about another person's lack of patriotism, often while they are busy trampling over someone's rights.

Wearing her red, white and blue bikini, Amy complained about the BLM protestors blocking the road to the beach, muttering "Go back to your own country" under her breath. She's a real faketriot.

by amalaia July 1, 2019

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

Faketivist

Someone who presents the appearance of being an activist on behalf of a cause but does nothing more.

Jimmy was the epitome of a faketivist as he sprinkled bacon on his salad at the PETA conference.

by Ed Bowski June 17, 2012

Foret

Pronounced (for-ay). Standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. This unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.

For instance, if John was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on Interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 Foret.

81 m/hr - 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 Foret

Another example, if Jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 Forets.

38 m/hr - 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 Forets

Jane is going to jail.

Andy: Man... I got a speeding ticket...
Wilbert: Really? Where at?
Andy: On I-610. I was only going 2 Forets.

Wilbert: 82 mph! Dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! You know better.

by SaltyFour November 13, 2015

Foked

A more Xtreme and 90s variant of the word "focused". Originally coined by the wrestler THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR (born James Brian Hellwig).

TIME TO GET FOKED!

by Amlitzer May 9, 2011