Foliagey

1. Consisting of a particularly large quantity of foliage.
2. Meaning to have a lot of body hair.

Guy one: "OMG! Check out the Wookie!"
Guy two: "Yeah, no kidding, he is totally foliagey!"

by General_Zander August 24, 2008

filage

Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.

He likes doing filage.

by walt k January 18, 2018

file foliage

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.

Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.

by Robert Paar December 12, 2008

foliage

The flower to be give that tests a couple's love.

Man, I gave her foliage instead of roses and yet she stayed with me that's love...

by bigred2121 April 13, 2010

Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

Foliage

Unnecessary items purchased to provide a distraction from an embarrassing, much needed, item. The embarrassing item will be placed, casually, underneath or behind the foliage item(s) in the hopes that the cashier won't notice what one is actually buying.

"Why on earth did you buy Oprah Magazine and beef jerky?"

"I had to get condoms and needed the foliage."

by dsharpie1 April 13, 2010

filage

cheese that has come off pizza

"she left so much filage on her plate"

"may i eat your filage?"

by Caron Wadick August 3, 2003