Fogust

Fogust (n) The month of August, particularly in an area that gets lots of fog at that time of year. Also: Fog-ust.

The month of Fogust is upon us!

A glance out my window and I am reminded that the month of fogust is here! I can't see anything!

by Neen99 November 3, 2008

Fogeled

An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.

I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.

by Doctor Ouch February 1, 2014

faguette

a french faggot or gay person

I went to France over the summer and I was surrounded by faguettes who kept hitting on me.

by mjb7 March 1, 2009

Forue

Turns any sentence into a question

What you talking to me forue?

by BLASDOFFLIKEGRAA July 20, 2019

Chong Fogged

Smoking so much weed that that you lose your mental edge.

I was so Chong Fogged that I forgot what day it was.

by Wesley23 July 9, 2018

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.

Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.

by Clint G April 25, 2006