fassboner

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.

Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.

by mcmcil July 13, 2011

funass

antonym to dumbass

1. someone with a fun ass

2. someone who is both intelligent and fun

don't be a dumbass ! be a funass !

by garve&feeb December 27, 2019

Fassinator

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.

Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.

by The Fassinator November 9, 2012

frasshole

A simple combination of "frat-boy" and "asshole."

To be fair, not every boy who belongs to a fraternity is an asshole. However, we all know plenty of fratties who are.

Sigma Chi is full of frassholes.

by notafrasshole February 8, 2008

Sassy Fassy

A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.

"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."

by expletive_deleted September 11, 2011

Flassing

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.

Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.

by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.

When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.

by captainquirk October 20, 2009