Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

flakin

Bullshitting around, not doing what was expected,

"You said you were going to do it, so why you flakin son!"

by crimelord April 15, 2016

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003

fakin

1.someone who's taking long to do or say something
2.someone who's scared to keep it real

ur gurl talkin all dis mess 'bout she gon' do this she gon' do that but when the time come she don't do nuthin and u turn and say to her "U b fakin liiike!"

by 4prina4 May 15, 2005

Fakist

Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism

"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.

by The Halfmen December 16, 2011

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017