fmutah

acronym for fuck me up the ass hard, usually meaning getting screwed over

Again I had to work late...I got fumtah

by Psychobitch January 16, 2005

Futball

Futball is the original name for the sport, "Soccer".

A team sport played between two teams of eleven players, and is widely considered to be the most popular sport in the world. It is played on a rectangular grass or artificial turf field, with a goal at each of the short ends. The object of the game is to score by maneuvering the ball into the opposing goal.

American: Hey wanna go play some soccer with us?
Brazillian: What is that?
American: Oh yeah, I forgot, it's the same as the sport in your country called "Futball".
Brazillian: Oh! Sure! I love that sport!

by Maniaq April 23, 2008

futbucker

a dislexic spelling of butfucker
one who fucks buts
the way you may say it in class and hope to god the teacher dosent pick up on it

hey whats going on futbucker?
asshole

by [e-mail] January 12, 2008

FMUBD

Like FMUD, this an abbreviation for “Fill me up black daddy!!!” It also can be used in past tense.

Was fucking this fat white chick and she yelled out FMUBD, and I came so hard it shot out her nose.

by kgriffin033 February 17, 2018

Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

fmitbs

Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.

Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)

by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010

futbucking

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

by greengreg418 February 23, 2011