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flautist

The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
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Futist

person a:i wish my girlfiriend was a futist.
by EmLuvsFuta February 22, 2023
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Futistical

A level of respect far above Amazing
Oh that idea was just futistical
by EastyR1 January 16, 2024
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Fautistic

Whenever something is so incredibly foolish that it transcends reasoning and can be labeled as “sarcastic/ironic genius”. However, it’s important to note that the so called “genius” is not derived from any actual intellectual behavior and is instead genuine stupidity.
Man: “Dude, the fuckin movie with the emojis and shit is straight up fautistic. It’s so stupid that you may think it’s actually genius…but it’s actually not.”
by DeanTheMan March 25, 2024
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