flutebro

Male friends who play the flute, usually straight, but don't have to be.

Max: ayyy i love you my flutebro
Rick: love you right back flutebro

Wendy: so are you and Sam dating in the flute section?
Nick: nahh Sam's my flutebro

by fluteplaya101 September 29, 2020

Blow it like a flute

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob

Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

by Blowitlikkaflute July 31, 2020

Douche Flute

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

Zebra Flute

N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.

The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.

by ExperimentKRAJ April 30, 2011

flutter-blast

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.

Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.

by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

Goober Fluker

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018